Sunday, April 15, 2007

Things that I know to be true... Part 2

- You shouldn’t put glasses on right after you have applied mascara (it gets all over your glasses)

- Disneyland is better than Knott’s Berry Farm

- Cell phones are better than pay phones

- Remote controls are better than getting up to change the channel on your TV

- 2 ply is better than 1 ply and, 3 ply is better than 2 ply

- First class is better than coach

- Sporks are better than regular forks (you get more food with those!)

- Any freeway at 5:00pm is pointless (if you’re in California)

- Having clean sheets on your bed is the best feeling

- ANY bug that jumps (ESPECIALLY GRASSHOPPERS) is more disgusting than normal bugs that do not jump

- Funfetti cake is better than regular white cake

- Angel food cake tastes like a sponge

- Silverfish are GROSS

- The backspace key is SO much better than white-out

- The beach is better when it’s sunny and you are with friends

- You should be quiet in museums (because people expect you to be quiet and will give you rude looks if your not)

3 comments:

Allison said...

two things:
I definitely agree about the funfetti cake...and I certainly agree with quiet in a museum, but I'm not sure why...are we going to disturb the art? who came up with the idea that you had to be quiet to enjoy paintings?

Brent said...

Disneyland is almost as good as Reese's Eggs.

b.hurst said...

fun list
but...
i disagree with sporks. they are always plastic. i feel that plastic utencils suck.