Would you still be my friend if...

In my house there is one bathroom for three girls. It gets a little crowded at times so sometimes a couple of us will be brushing our teeth while the other one is in the shower. Tonight while Elizabeth and I were getting ready for bed she was taking a shower and I was brushing my teeth and Elizabeth says, "Let's play the would you still be my friend if game..." With my tooth brush in my mouth I said "OK! You first!" This is how the conversation went:

E: Would you be my friend if I had facial hair?

Me: Yes, but I would shave it in your sleep.

Me: Would you still be my friend if I grew out my finger nails and toe nails so long that they started to curl?

E: EW. Yes, but I would encourage you to trim them

E: Would you be my friend if I was a Paula Cole Impersonator for a living?

Me: Would you shave your armpits?

E: No.

Me: Yes, I would totally be your friend, and go to all your concerts.

Me: Would you still be my friend if I didn't know how to walk so I had to skip everywhere?

E: Totally.

E: Would you still be my friend if my boyfriend was Marlyn Manson?

Me: NO.

Me: Would you still be my friend if i made all of my clothes out of duct tape?

E: Yes, because I would love to have a friend that does that!

E: Would you still be my friend if I changed my accent every other sentence?

Me: Yes, totally.

Me: Would you still be my friend if I wanted to live with 50 cats?

E: Would the cats be wearing hand knitted sweaters?

Me: Yes, and I will have knitted them with rainbow yarn.

E: No, that's too much.

E: Would you still be my friend if I had sneeze attacks for hours at a time?
Me: Yes, I would just carry a box of Kleenex with me and always have a a face mask ready to go...

Me: Would you still be my friend if I sang show tunes really loud in my sleep every night?

E: Yes, I would just get awesome earplugs.

So... everyone... would you be my friend if every hour on the hour I sang It's a small world after all?