If Elizabeth and I were strawberries... this is what we would look like. People are always telling us that we are connected at the hip (like most girls are with their best friend). And, I know that strawberries don't have hips... but if they did have hips, and Elizabeth and I were strawberries, this would be us, for sure.
And... yes, I did put google eyes on a strawberry.
7 comments:
That's a little scary.
those google eyes haunt me in my sleep!
Uhh, Creepy! But, unusually cute...?
Why are the strawberries retarded?
those strawberries are not connected at the hip. they are connected at the head. plus you have no mouths and the direction you look in is entirely contingent on gravity. your pores would be significantly larger, your skin red, and after i took off the eyes i would dip you in powdered sugar and eat you both. this is silliness!
you would be very cute straberries!
when you tore them apart from each other, did they scream. Well, I mean not literally scream, but scream inside your head? You know, figuratively, as if some small part of your brain had associated them with actually being together, since you gave them anthropomorphic features. I bet they screamed, stupid strawberries. I bet they screamed really loud.
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