In my house there is one bathroom for three girls. It gets a little crowded at times so sometimes a couple of us will be brushing our teeth while the other one is in the shower. Tonight while Elizabeth and I were getting ready for bed she was taking a shower and I was brushing my teeth and Elizabeth says, "Let's play the would you still be my friend if game..." With my tooth brush in my mouth I said "OK! You first!" This is how the conversation went:
E: Would you be my friend if I had facial hair?
Me: Yes, but I would shave it in your sleep.
Me: Would you still be my friend if I grew out my finger nails and toe nails so long that they started to curl?
E: EW. Yes, but I would encourage you to trim them
E: Would you be my friend if I was a Paula Cole Impersonator for a living?
Me: Would you shave your armpits?
E: No.
Me: Yes, I would totally be your friend, and go to all your concerts.
Me: Would you still be my friend if I didn't know how to walk so I had to skip everywhere?
E: Totally.
E: Would you still be my friend if my boyfriend was Marlyn Manson?
Me: NO.
Me: Would you still be my friend if i made all of my clothes out of duct tape?
E: Yes, because I would love to have a friend that does that!
E: Would you still be my friend if I changed my accent every other sentence?
Me: Yes, totally.
Me: Would you still be my friend if I wanted to live with 50 cats?
E: Would the cats be wearing hand knitted sweaters?
Me: Yes, and I will have knitted them with rainbow yarn.
E: No, that's too much.
E: Would you still be my friend if I had sneeze attacks for hours at a time?
Me: Yes, I would just carry a box of Kleenex with me and always have a a face mask ready to go...
Me: Would you still be my friend if I sang show tunes really loud in my sleep every night?
E: Yes, I would just get awesome earplugs.
So... everyone... would you be my friend if every hour on the hour I sang It's a small world after all?